Wednesday, 24 December 2014


On Christmas Eve we eagerly await the arrival of old beardy and his gifts. 
This chilling image reminds us all, he's a two-faced idiot who hasn't got a clue. 
It doesn't matter what you've put on your list, he's bored, he's tired and your getting an iron. 
Happy Christmas, all! 

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Out of the mouths of babes...

Christmas can be a tiring and stressful time for Mommy. 
Good job these little cherubs have some sage advice for the festive period, eh?

Monday, 22 December 2014

Terrific conversation piece

'Terrific conversation piece' - presumably a conversation that begins with the question 'What the hell were you thinking, buying me this?'

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Shall I become a model, or a fashion designer?

These jokers would have been suspended from my school for this kind of thing! 
No sneaky home-made Ouija boards down the bottom of the playing fields for these brazen occultists. 
'Makes a great Christmas present for anyone who likes the fascinating experience of exploring the unknown...' 

Friday, 19 December 2014

Goodbye toothache

It is always wise to be prepared for those minor maladies come the festive season. 
Say 'goodbye' to toothache, and 'hello' to the party! 

Thursday, 18 December 2014

Pipe Appeal...

Pipe Appeal. *Snigger*. Prince Albert. *Snigger*. 
Make your own jokes.