Now, that would be a surprise...

Why not amaze your family with this very real surprise this holiday?

It looks delicious! Are those peas embedded in the tomato sponge? Yum! 

You've been reading those letters wrong...

Ohhh Santa, you... of all people...

Harmless fun

'Help your boy grow'. 'Harmless fun'. 'In a size to suit the younger as well as the older boys'. Yup.

Ideal for the sick room

Want to treat a loved one to a spa treatment, a luxurious beauty product or a pampering treat? 

Don't bother - just get them a Minipoo.

The Most Sensible Christmas Present

I cannot imagine this would be 'a constant pleasant reminder of the giver', even if it does 'quicken the intellect'. 

I wonder if the free illustrated book is still available. 

Husbands and wives

This offends on all levels. Nice work, Dormeyer. 

For your personal use

Vibra-Finger - for your personal use. You know, for... gum massage...